Chat reblogged from The Life and Times of a Teenage Perfectionist with 64,011 notes
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
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Oh my God, Tony
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i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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p33p:
…I forgive you for Twilight.
I’m not sure how I feel about this photoset.
Totally forgiven for Twilight. O.O
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hetero
yuri
yaoi
nonshippers
long ago the four nations lived together in harmony
then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked
the last nonshipper
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Post reblogged from Welcome to The Manuel Ortiz Show with 1,122 notes
Reading up on this whole Phineas and Ferb Theatrical movie thing, when…
“The movie is preceded by a short film titled Cartoons of Disney Channel’s Past in theaters, which shows what characters from previous Disney Channel cartoons such as “Kim Possible”, “Lilo & Stitch”, and “American Dragon: Jake Long” have been doing since their shows’ cancellation.”
this makes me like 700x more excited for this movie
CORIE YOU AND I ARE GOING TO SEE THIS SHIT TOGETHER THE DAY IT COMES OUT
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Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.
Other “zombie” related incidents
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport.
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.
5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.
5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.
5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.
5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.
5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.
These are the end times.
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